Wednesday, September 24, 2008

An Exercise In Sarcasm


So…apparently Clay Aikin is gay.

Was anyone surprised by this? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

This is big news? Seriously??? What is tabloid journalism in this country coming to?? Huh? I mean what next? Revealing that Simon Cowell is British?? Or that Paula Abdul is an abuser of illicit substances?? Or that Ryan Seacrest needs a good swift kick to the nads…provided that the actually HAS THEM???

Geez!

P.S. He’s not just gay…he’s G.A.Y...M.C.A.!!!!

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