I’m sorry to break it to you like this, but there are a lot of expectations riding on you.
As I’m sure you know, December hasn’t been the most stellar month for myself or my family over the last several years.
I feel that it’s pretty safe to say that we deserve a peaceful, joyous holiday season full of hope and health and happiness.
So I’m going to explain this to you in most straight forward, simple way possible.
Mess with us again, and I will break both of your legs.
And burn down your house.
Love and kisses,