Monday, April 21, 2008

Monday Strikes Again


The following is the transcript of a phone call from around 9:00 AM this morning.

Me: Good morning, (company name).

Caller: Are you open?

Me: *silent for a moment or two pondering the stupidity on the other end of the line while being sorely tempted to say something like ‘Well obviously,’ or ‘No’ and then just hanging up.* Yes.

Caller: They why ain’t nobody answering the phone?

Me: *silent for a moment or two pondering what that question implies about my existence* I would be happy to page someone for you.

Caller: *BELCH*

Yep, this is going to be a fantastic week…I just feel it.

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