The following is the transcript of a phone call from around 9:00 AM this morning.
Me: Good morning, (company name).
Caller: Are you open?
Me: *silent for a moment or two pondering the stupidity on the other end of the line while being sorely tempted to say something like ‘Well obviously,’ or ‘No’ and then just hanging up.* Yes.
Caller: They why ain’t nobody answering the phone?
Me: *silent for a moment or two pondering what that question implies about my existence* I would be happy to page someone for you.
Caller: *BELCH*
Yep, this is going to be a fantastic week…I just feel it.
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